She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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