Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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