I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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