the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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