did you get engaged???
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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