so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Randomize
