White coat. Heels.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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