If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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