And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Life is so much better after having sex.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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