woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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