I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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