i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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