all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am spending my child support on dildos
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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