I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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