I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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