we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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