I wish I only lived at night.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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