Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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