Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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