We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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