You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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