I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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