Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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