My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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