spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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