Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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