He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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