Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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