On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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