Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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