ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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