This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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