youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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