Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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