I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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