So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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