It's Friday. Sex?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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