I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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