I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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