Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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