My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wish my penis had a tongue
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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