we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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