Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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