he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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