Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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