I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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