new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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