She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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