Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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