so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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