Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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