I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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