Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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