He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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